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joeydeangelis:

Pete Davidson On Jimmy Kimmel Live

New SNL featured player seems mighty promising!

I just got out of my first relationship. I’m very happy. I am. ‘Cause she wanted to get married, and I was like, “No, I have acne. We can’t.” I’m still in between acne creams right now. I can’t even commit to an acne cream.

(via daenerysknope)

officialunitedstates:

it’s 4:20 you know what that means.  time to go out and milk the cows.  life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

(via yourewelcomelibby)